The Dalai Lama is in NYC and walks up to a streetcorner hot dog vendor. He says to the vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
The vendor complies and gives him a hot dog with all the fixings, saying "Five bucks!”
The Dalai Lama hands over a $10 bill and waits to get his change but the vendor ignores him.
The Dalai Lama finally asks, “Where’s my change?”
The vendor replies: “Change only comes from within.”