The Dalai Lama and the Hot Dog Vendor

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The Dalai Lama and the Hot Dog Vendor

Post by tim » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:22 pm

The Dalai Lama is in NYC and walks up to a streetcorner hot dog vendor. He says to the vendor:

"Make me one with everything."

The vendor complies and gives him a hot dog with all the fixings, saying "Five bucks!”

The Dalai Lama hands over a $10 bill and waits to get his change but the vendor ignores him.

The Dalai Lama finally asks, “Where’s my change?”

The vendor replies: “Change only comes from within.”

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